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ignite-mylove-ignite:

ligerscout:

ligerscout:

Ready for April fools day
Gonna take it to school and eat it

I ate 3/4 of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

(Source: isuckattinder)

kyterion:

"oh my god you’re drawing his crotch, you pervert!"

THERE’S NOTHING WRONG IN HUMAN BODY

IT’S NORMAL

I’M NOT EVEN SEXUALIZING IT

YOU’RE SEXUALIZING IT

LET. ME. DRAW

meatbicyclevevo:

bro…

meatbicyclevevo:

bro…

probablyalannister:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

didihearthereadyset:

peanut-butter-sexual:

didihearthereadyset:

My friends are so fucking strange

I like him. Keep him.

I’m actually dating him

i ship it

we all ship it

(Source: spoopybarakarts)

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

wackyshenanigans:

i have never seen a post with a plot twist like this before

This is the exact mix of wonderful and awful parenting I expect most tumblr users will display in later life.

(Source: sandpit-life)

monocromas:

deathrock:

becausebirds:

The blackest bird there ever was. It’s black on the outside from head to toe, and black on the inside with its meat and organs.

It’s called the Ayam Cemani from Indonesia, and they’re $2,500 a pop. Their bones are black, too. The only part of them that’s not black is their blood 

That’s metal.

with you,i don’t feel butterflies in my stomach.

no,i feel a thousand stars exploding in my chest

at the same time.

(Source: tokoyamis)

nargyle:

I really like Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun okay

nargyle:

I really like Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun okay

misantropaculia:

http://media.tumblr.com/09b76f588350ecdfd447030145734de8/tumblr_inline_mxk2cyEH841rpx9q2.gif

(Source: sizvideos)